Vote for me in '06
I'm officially tossing my hat into the ring. Which ring, you ask. It doesn't matter.
I'm running for everything! When you go to the polls this year you will find a number of elections that you know nothing about, or don't like any of your choices. I want to be your universal, generic, write-in candidate. If you find yourself scratching your head or thinking "any idiot is better than these guys." I'm your idiot!
Tell your friends an family, too. If you don't know who you should vote for, vote Aaron Kreel (West Allis, WI).
Should I somehow actually be elected to office, I won't accept any position that I feel I can't do. I would like to see just once that people are fed up with their options, and they've decided to do something about it.
Incidentally, Herb Kohl's senate seat is mighty tempting.
I'm running for everything! When you go to the polls this year you will find a number of elections that you know nothing about, or don't like any of your choices. I want to be your universal, generic, write-in candidate. If you find yourself scratching your head or thinking "any idiot is better than these guys." I'm your idiot!
Tell your friends an family, too. If you don't know who you should vote for, vote Aaron Kreel (West Allis, WI).
Should I somehow actually be elected to office, I won't accept any position that I feel I can't do. I would like to see just once that people are fed up with their options, and they've decided to do something about it.
Incidentally, Herb Kohl's senate seat is mighty tempting.
4 Amendments:
You'll never get elected to office wearing the t shirts you wear and tucking your "excess" belt down by your hip. I'm going to have to start calling you Cholo.
Don't vote for Pedro...Vote for Cholo, Cholo Kreel!!!
CHO-LO!
CHO-LO!
CHO-LO!
I think the only way to get his seat is to have Senator Kohl actually endorse you and then finance your run for his seat when he decides to retire. You would probably need to join the Democratic party as a start, give up the T-shirts, and give up your blog.
Actually Aaron, just announce you're thinking of running for something. Send out repeated press releases saying you're "thinking about it" and eventually your reputation will be so inflated someone will ask you to run.
I'm thinking about doing that, James.
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