Dick Cheney Accidentally Shoots Hunting Buddy
Jib has the first conspiracy theory regarding this story. Cheney was hunting quail when this happened. Perhaps the man who was injured is an anonymous blogger, who wears a feathered mask to protect his identity...

2 Amendments:
And... Jay Leno is bound to do some great Jokes on Cheney's ineptitude.
Hey didn't Jay Leno take over for Johnny Carson?
Didn't Johnny Carson make jokes about another Republican... Gerald Ford?
And isn't Ford also a name of a large Family owned Corporation.
Didn't this Company just lay off a bunch of Democratic contributors, I mean Autoworkers?
Weren't these autoworkers making a bunch of autos that use Gasoline?
Doesn't Gasoline come from Oil?
Isn't there Oil in the middle East?
Isn't Iraq in the Middle East?
I think that you see what this is all about don't you.
I admit.
I'm Cheney's victim.
On oh so many levels. ;-)
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