Insomnia
Have you ever been so tired that you couldn't sleep?
I may be having one of those nights. I can't even seem to keep my eyes closed. I got up an hour ago because the bedroom seemed too hot. When I walked downstairs, the thermostat was reading 64 and I turned it down anyway. For all I know, it's the energy bill that's keeping me awake at night anyway (Thanks, We Energies).
Now, I've had to get up again because the dog can't sleep either. I put her outside and decided to write a quick blog while she pukes or prays to Allah or whatever it is that dogs want to do at 3am. I'm starting to think that I may as well skip sleep, because it'll be easier to get moving in the morning.
Well, at least now my boss will have some idea why I don't make it to meetings at 8:30am. Not that I've ever had a boss who'd sympathize with this lame excuse. It's a good thing I'm so darn cute, or he'd fire my sorry ass.
I may be having one of those nights. I can't even seem to keep my eyes closed. I got up an hour ago because the bedroom seemed too hot. When I walked downstairs, the thermostat was reading 64 and I turned it down anyway. For all I know, it's the energy bill that's keeping me awake at night anyway (Thanks, We Energies).
Now, I've had to get up again because the dog can't sleep either. I put her outside and decided to write a quick blog while she pukes or prays to Allah or whatever it is that dogs want to do at 3am. I'm starting to think that I may as well skip sleep, because it'll be easier to get moving in the morning.
Well, at least now my boss will have some idea why I don't make it to meetings at 8:30am. Not that I've ever had a boss who'd sympathize with this lame excuse. It's a good thing I'm so darn cute, or he'd fire my sorry ass.

3 Amendments:
Have you ever heard of "No Excuses Management"? It goes along with all of the other management techniques that are used by managers when their career becomes "pushing paper" and "herding cats".
Let's hope this doesn't create a high response on the "ANGST" index.
Excuses that work...
""
Excuses that are humorous...
"My dog ate it"
Excuses that just piss a manager off...
"You didn't tell me to do that"
Just say you have MRQ withdrawl...
If I have a hard time falling asleep, I just come here and read a...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
;)
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