Shave Like a Man
What's taking the specialty razor companies so long to invent the ultimate shaving technology? Are they afraid that they have to add one blade at a time, or risk breaching some critical blade count barrier?
Here's my new ultimate shaving concept: The Washboard.
One swipe, and you'll be clean shaven for life. This ought to put an end to the razor blade Cold War.
Here's my new ultimate shaving concept: The Washboard.
One swipe, and you'll be clean shaven for life. This ought to put an end to the razor blade Cold War.
9 Amendments:
Hey Don't be "maching" the blade people or they just might make us go back to using just 1 DULL BLADE!!
i love the concept you better get a patent on it NOW!!
Patent that thing now. Does it come in different colors?
I'll take mine in blue, how much?
I was just envisioning something like this the other night when I finally saw the commercial for the 5 blade one. Man I wonder how smooth this one would get my legs?
Now that the new 12 blade version is out, I won't be able to get the 11 blade version any more.
And you're going to have to upgrade your toothbrush.
Actually if this razor is battery operated you could just make interchangable heads and just switch to the toothbrush.
Razor handle: $3.99
Razor blades: $15,999 for a pack of 4.
Knowing that each blade will last for two shaves: Enough to piss off the Pope.
Priceless Jib.... Priceless...
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