I've Been Going About This All Wrong (or, Meet Mike McGee III)
All my life, I've been doing things the hard way. Well, not anymore! From here on out, I am to be known as Michael McGee III! If it worked for "Junior" it can work for me.
I intend to use my new name to my fullest advantage. First, I'm going to find the second most gullible district in town and run for alderman. Then, using my new family name I will spout off endlessly with all types of discriminatory speech. And, when someone attempts to call me to the mat, or perhaps correct me when I am breaking the law, I will hide behind the McGee name. It's a perfect plan, and I won't have to work an honest living ever again.
I've got it made!
- Michael McGee III
Hat tip: Everyone else who covered this first.
I intend to use my new name to my fullest advantage. First, I'm going to find the second most gullible district in town and run for alderman. Then, using my new family name I will spout off endlessly with all types of discriminatory speech. And, when someone attempts to call me to the mat, or perhaps correct me when I am breaking the law, I will hide behind the McGee name. It's a perfect plan, and I won't have to work an honest living ever again.
I've got it made!
- Michael McGee III
Hat tip: Everyone else who covered this first.
3 Amendments:
Who's going to return all the favors to the Podfather? With the name change, are all of those agreements null and void?
How about George Q. Bush?
I thought of that. I could serve my eight years and then live out the rest of my life as Joe Christ.
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