Powder and Pig's Blood

Twice in the past week someone has told me that Islam teachings say you will go to Hell if you die with the unclean blood of a pig on you.

Is that true??? If so, fighting Islamo-terrorism is EASY! Like wearing garlic to ward off vampires, we all need to wear vials of pig's blood or bacon around our necks.

Now, picture that you're on United 93 and you're armed with pig juice. When the suicide-bomber-to-be reveals himself, squirt him with a generous dose and remind him that he's not going to Heaven to meet his virgins so he might as well sit down and shut up.

Why stop there? Let's totally destroy their resolve! Before we drop bomb on terrorists in Iraq and Afghanistan, let's drop bacon strips. Then, we can literally bomb the bastards to Hell! Fuel-air bombs could contain a napalm-pig fat mix and rifle bullets could be greased with lard. In fact, we should start spreading that rumor right now!

Seriously, if these psychopaths believe they are fighting a holy war, we ought to be able to use that against them.

Added bonus: my ideas would send pork belly futures through the roof.