What Are You Doing Tonight?
No, I'm not asking you out. This time...
I'm going to take a page from *Yours Truly* and give some relationship advice. Since it's coming from me, be forewarned that it's probably bad advice.
I'm stating a question which no man should answer honestly, especially if the answer is "nothing." It's just as dangerous as asking a woman "what did you do all day?"
Women don't understand that a man with no plans is a HAPPY man. No plans means a night on the couch and probably a beer or two. Paradise...
But, when a woman asks "What are you doing tonight?" What she's really saying is "I've got a huge evening planned for you and I'm pretty sure you're not going to like it."
Guys: if you want to keep your relaxing evening, you need a cover story. A death in the family, some distant yet beloved relative, might explain your desire to remain immobile. Try it out next time.
Ladies: when the man says "Nothing," that is his plan for the evening. Note the capitol letter 'N'. It's not an invitation. If he wants to do something he'll ask.
I'm going to take a page from *Yours Truly* and give some relationship advice. Since it's coming from me, be forewarned that it's probably bad advice.
I'm stating a question which no man should answer honestly, especially if the answer is "nothing." It's just as dangerous as asking a woman "what did you do all day?"
Women don't understand that a man with no plans is a HAPPY man. No plans means a night on the couch and probably a beer or two. Paradise...
But, when a woman asks "What are you doing tonight?" What she's really saying is "I've got a huge evening planned for you and I'm pretty sure you're not going to like it."
Guys: if you want to keep your relaxing evening, you need a cover story. A death in the family, some distant yet beloved relative, might explain your desire to remain immobile. Try it out next time.
Ladies: when the man says "Nothing," that is his plan for the evening. Note the capitol letter 'N'. It's not an invitation. If he wants to do something he'll ask.
8 Amendments:
Thanks for going "Dear Abby" on us.
:)
Maybe it's a good thing I didn't show up!
I'm coming over to your side.
nothing IS something :) Somethin' happy....
Tonight "Nothing" consisted of mowing the lawn, doing laundry, cleaning up the cat's mess, and putting away dishes. Then, I decided to start blogging.
Of course, since I wasn't assigned those chores I don't think any of them count.
Just like Office Space...
"I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be."
Amen, Nick.
Well put.
BUT, the roles could easily be reversed :-)
I want a night of Nothing too!!
Oh, and P.S.
I would hardly call anything related to my blog "advice."
:-)
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