The Downside of Headline Scanning

I was just reading the Spottedhorse and I found a post telling me to go f___ myself.

I was starting to wonder what I'd done to Chris to deserve this. Was Fred from RealDebateWisconsin whispering something behind my back in order to boost his already crooked campaign? Is SteveEgg trying to bury the axe by whispering in people's ears?

Then, I realized that Chris has two Aarons on his blog. There's me and "Evil Aaron." First of all, Evil Aaron can go f___ himself for stealing my name. Second, I'm the evil one. Chris, you're going to have to find a new nickname for this guy!