I Wonder
If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one around to hear it, is it still George Bush's fault?
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What a stupid question... of course it is. After all, it was George Bush who allowed the evil lumber companies to come in and destroy the forests in the first place... why do you think those trees are falling all of a sudden?!
Because the communist Chinese have sent their emerald ash borers over here to destroy our natural resources.
Well you know... It's All Bush's Fault!
No no no, you're all wrong. The atmosphere is one degree too warm. That's just intolerable to a tree. Be sensitive for cryin' out loud, global warming is leading to global tree fainting from heat stroke. Senator, what are you going to do about this rise in fainting trees?
Bush lied, trees died.
Harry Truman had a sign on his desk accepting responsibility for most everything.
GW accepts the blame for nothing.
Balance is restored.
Oh my god Phel... I almost spit up my coffee when I read that.
it's absolutely his fault.
Wait - I thought that all of the forests have already been desicrated by the evil GWB. Therefore there could have been no trees in the forest to fall over.
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