I Am a Native American

I've been saving a rant for a special occasion. That occasion has presented itself over at Jenna's blog. If this doesn't get the moonbats singing, nothing will.

And another thing: stop calling me the great white oppressor! None of my family was here for the founding or the expansion of this country. They're not responsible for slavery or Indian casinos. In fact, while all of that was going on "my people" were probably busy beating up each other, or the Serbians, or whatever. If someone swims across the Bering Sea to Alaska is he suddenly an Eskimo? Can you blame him for all the walrus carcasses?

Go check out the rest. You'll love it.