War Crimes in the Bedroom

You may be disappointed if the title of this post got your attention. I'm actually about to talk about ethnic cleansing: in my underwear drawer.

That's right, I've finally gone and purged the inferior breeds. All the grays, yellows, and browns have been destroyed to make way for the one pure, white master race.

Now I ought to be able to find a matching pair of socks in the morning.