Kill Whitey

A hunter may be fined $300 for shooting a "rare" albino deer.

Albino deer - which hunter reports suggest is one in about 30,000 - are protected in Wisconsin. In Minnesota, the animal is fair game.

'There is not a biological reason. It's basically social,' said Wisconsin DNR biologist Kris Belling, referring to the state law. 'People find (the animal) unique.'

One in 30,000? Given the size of the Wisconsin deer herd doesn't that mean there are nearly three billion albino deer running around, especially if you use liberal math?

And, think of the hypocrisy of protecting albino deer: under "natural conditions" these deer would be the first to be eaten by predators. There are no predators around because humans have displaced the wolf population. Now, we pass laws to protect the inferior deer because they're pretty? Who says white is pretty, anyway? Shouldn't the liberals be offended that we're giving special protection to white deer only?