Special PSA
January 2nd, 2008-1:38 pm by sub2changeIn their continued effort to be as annoying as possible, Starbucks is throwing another wrench in the works.
Starting today, I’ve been told, they’re changing the menu. You’ll no longer be ordering your caffinated milk “nonfat, no whip, no sugar.” Instead, the new word from the Starbucks lexicon is “skinny.”
Those of you who need to feed a Starbucks addiction can thank me later.
FYI, from Aaron’s Lexicon: Coffee Jerk – Anyone who works at Starbucks or who can list items from the Starbucks menu.
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January 2nd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Perhaps you could help me with something.
I am not normally a Starbuckophile.
I have a gift card.
Supposing I wanted to order a medium cup of black coffee, how might I accomplish this feat?
January 2nd, 2008 at 4:10 pm
That’s easy!
Go to the gas station across the street.
January 2nd, 2008 at 4:11 pm
You’ll probably see me there, enjoying the same drink.
January 7th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
fred- order a grande regular coffee