I’m a little late in saying this, and I still need to.
As a white male in my thirties I may not have a wealth of experience to draw from, but I do know what horse shit is.
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Do those come with a massage and a mud mask? I was insulted by the term, until I realized that conservatives can take a page from this playbook.
From here on out, Iraq shall be refered to as a “therapeutic invasion.” It was necessary for the nation’s mental health.
DEBATE OVER!
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…I’m not sure I could do a better job than Joe Biden.
But, I would like to try.
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You can get an excited toddler to say anything!
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“Cole, pick up your chainsaw and come in the house!!!”
My neighbors will be moving tomorrow, I imagine.
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I had a sad moment when I made breakfast this morning. I realized that some day my toaster will probably be illegal, when the enviro-nazis finally get around to banning wide slots because they waste energy.
Until that day I’m going to try to enjoy as many toasted bagels as I can.
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Co-Worker: Please don’t blog about this.
Me: You know, I’m blogging that quote.
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