Diaper Changing With an Engineer
A perfect diaper change takes at least five minutes, and there's an 80% chance the diaper will leak anyway within an hour.
A half-assed diaper change takes 60 seconds, and it's nearly certain that the diaper will leak.
What's four minutes worth? Does it justify striving for that 20% chance of avoiding laundry?
24 hours in a day * 80% = 19.2 soiled outfits.
24 - 19.2 = 4.8 outfits saved.
4/60 minutes = 0.06667 = 6.67% of my time.
I'm going to have to wash something eventually, anyway. What's the difference?
Labels: diapers
6 Comments:
hahahahahahahahaha.
But you forgot to calculate washer volume and water/detergent usage!
The difference is your son may be fussier if his diaper is leaking.
You may as well learn now...
happy baby=happy mom=happy dad :-)
Don't worry you'll become an expert at diaper-changing in no time.
Practice makes perfect... Engineers must practice practice practice... Guess you'll be changing diapers until Kelly thinks your an expert. That should take a good 3 Months. Enjoy the time off Kelly! 80)
Point down :-)
Only and engineer would do the math on whether it's prudent on how well you cange a diaper. *snicker*
An engeineer....an engineer. Geez I hate preggo brain.
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