Subject to Change

I think I ought to petition the federal government.

This blog is too big to fail.

I voted twice and all I got was this lousy president.

Sorry. It just popped in there. I’m really trying to wait for Obama to do something before I let him have it.

This seems like it might make a good bumper sticker, though. Should I add it to my Cafepress store?

I want a small, comfortable, once-monthly vaginal ring.

Just a random thought: if America does manage to switch to gasoline-free transportation it may not be a good thing.

Gasoline is only one use for oil, and it’s not the most significant one. But, is the gauge that we monitor at the pump on a daily basis.

Without the constant reminder, we could easily lose sight of the fact that we’re still buying our resources from crappy countries full of people who suck very much. Better to solve that problem first.

There are people who are honestly suffering from high energy costs.

And, then there are those who will drive thirty miles for a one dollar gas card.

I see far more of the latter.

Yeah, I said it. And, if the Chinese government doesn’t like it they can bite my long wong.

I don’t believe that the Chinese government has earned the right to host this event. They certainly don’t understand the spirit of it.

The universe just got heavier.

I’m watching The Great Debaters and something struck me. This is the “debate” thing liberals always talk about.

You assign someone to speak to the pro and con, whether or not they believe the side they’re on. They research their topic and come to the debate fully armed with facts, figures, and fabrications that support their assigned argument. The two sides battle back and forth for an hour, appealing to intellect and emotion. After the debaters finish tearing each other down the audience goes out for a drink and the “winning” team is awarded a certificate of achievement. A week later they come back and start over, maybe even with the same topic.

Debate is a pointless academic exercise which trains the mind in spewing bullshit without purpose. Actions speak louder than words.

To misquote something I heard on the radio today:

The writing on the wall is in Arabic.

I still remember where I was the time I burped and sneezed at the same time.

That was eight years ago. Beer was involved.