Subject to Change

This one’s so old I found it on Laserdisc.

Ah, memories… Where would we be today without Dave Casper?

I’m planning to make an appearance at Papa’s tonight, for election night’s Drinking Right.

Should I be sober (and bored) enough to comment in real time it will be on my Twitter feed.

I wouldn’t count on much, though. Twitter is understandably slow tonight, and I expect to be enjoying my short venture into the real world.

Senator Clinton, the next Drinking Right is at 7pm on May 13th at Papa’s Social Club.

I’ll buy your first round of whiskey.

Tuesday night, 7pm (’til whenever).

Papa’s Socia Club.

I can’t make it. I may try to start the Columbus, OH chapter instead.

H/T: Caltech Girl

Milwaukee ranks high on a new list of the most dangerously drunk cities. If you want to see some dangerously drunk Milwaukeeans, dont forget that Drinking Right is tonight at Papa’s Social Club!

I went down the list and realized just how many of these cities I’ve been dangerously drunk in.

91. Milwaukee, WI F

Who hasn’t been drunk in Milwaukee? 

90. El Paso, TX F

While I was dangerously drunk in El Paso, a random Mexican threatened to kidnap me and take me to Juarez.

80. Portland, OR D

I’ve only been slightly drunk in Portland.

73. Madison, WI D+

Can you believe that I’ve never been drunk in Madison?

62. Chicago, IL D+

Chicago is a fun city to be drunk in. I’ve been to Oyster Fest and St. Patty’s day. This is where I discovered how much fun bachelorette parties can be.

60. Fort Wayne, IN C-

If you’re ever in Fort Wayne you’ll need to keep good and drunk.  

52. Pittsburgh, PA C-

I was a bit of a smart-ass that night.

14. Columbus, OH B+

Some business trips are more fun than others.

8. New York, NY B+

Technically, I was a few miles away on Long Island.

Just a reminder. I still can’t make it, until November.

I miss you guys!

Don’t forget to join everyone at Papa’s Social Club tomorrow!

I’ll be missing the next few Drinking Right events. My classes for the PE exam refresher are on tuesday night.

So, unless we move the next few DRs downtown it’ll be tough for me to make it.

Come to Drinking Right this week. We will be circulating a card for Charlie Sykes.

I also plan to stop by Drinking Liberally in case anyone there would like to sign the card.

You can also email me a message for Charlie if you’d like to be included and can’t make either event.

Make your plans to be at Papa’s Social Club on Tuesday night.

Kelly and I have a gift certificate for Mama’s next door. We’re planning to (possibly) make a very brief appearance with Cole. We already really enjoy showing him off!

We’re scheduled for tomorrow night, now. That means we should be at Drinking Right Jr. tonight!