Subject to Change

From time to time I have a great idea for a product that needs to be invented. I do not have the resources to make most of these ideas a reality. Today, I thought of something that will make some lucky person a millionaire and it will help our economy.

I’d say that I hate junk mail, but that’s not exactly true. I love feeding my paper shredder. It gives me great satisfaction. But, my paper shredder is a pansy. It can only handle a lousy 10-15 sheets and it fills up faster than Paris Hilton at an orgy. It also saddens me that all this paper is going to waste when it could be used for something.

What we need is a junk mail incinerator, one that can be used as an auxiliary heating source, too. Think about the immediate benefits:

No more jammed paper shredder.

Better protection of your personal information.

Less waste.

Energy cost savings. The cost of the fuel is free to the consumer!

If I had one of these, I’d sign up for every junk mail listing I could find. I’d even stop using Kelly’s former landlord’s address to avoid junk mail lists. My fuel for winter heating could be delivered free, to my doorstep!

Obviously, the paper industry would benefit from my invention. I think everyone else would, too. Who doesn’t benefit from cheap energy? On top of that, the post office would be raking in the cash. They might be able to hold rates steady for a while, or even lower them. Cheaper shipping benefits everyone, too.

My junk mail incinerator could be a major benefit to the economy of the country!