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There’s a cat roaming the field near the Sonic on Route 8 in Auburn, Indiana.  It’s been there both times I stopped on my way through town. And, now it has a little black kitten.

ASHLAND, Ky. – Laughter might be unexpected in a liquor store where a robbery just occurred. But that’s how employees responded to the “Duct Tape Bandit” who hit Shamrock Liquors in Ashland and fled nearly empty handed.

A man who had his head wrapped in duct tape to conceal his identity walked into the store last Friday, police said.

Follow the link. You’ve got to see the photo of this guy.

There’s no need for jail time. Pulling all that tape off is going to be punishment enough.

EUGENE, Ore. – A man who was frustrated with his ex-girlfriend took his anger out on her cat by castrating it with a box cutter, Eugene police said. erry Caswell, 31, was arrested and charged with multiple counts stemming from the incident.

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Police found that Caswell was a convicted felon and that he had multiple firearms and body armor in his home, which is prohibited for felons under Oregon state law.

Fool.

As a convicted felon, he could’ve gotten off light for almost any other crime. Threaten the girlfriend, slash her tires. Just, don’t hurt the innocent little animal, or they’ll throw the book at you.